diff --git a/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Achievement.java b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Achievement.java
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c81d0cd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Achievement.java
@@ -0,0 +1,159 @@
+package dev.marcospaulo.canalhandia;
+
+import java.util.ArrayList;
+import java.util.List;
+import java.util.Locale;
+import java.util.Map;
+
+/**
+ * Named achievements: the things worth telling the room about that a round
+ * number cannot express.
+ *
+ * <p>{@link Milestones} already announces thresholds ("passou de 100 km"). This
+ * covers the other half — combinations and ratios that say something about
+ * <em>how</em> someone plays: dying more than they mine, walking a marathon
+ * without ever touching the Nether, killing a thousand mobs.
+ *
+ * <p>Every condition is a pure function of a stat map, so the whole catalogue is
+ * testable without a server. {@link Achievements} owns the "announce once"
+ * bookkeeping; this owns what the achievements <em>are</em>.
+ *
+ * <p>The reward is chat only — a name and a line. Nothing here touches
+ * gameplay, in keeping with the rest of the plugin.
+ */
+enum Achievement {
+
+    // --- mining -------------------------------------------------------------
+
+    PEDREIRO("pedreiro", "Pedreiro",
+            "minerou 10.000 blocos",
+            stats -> stats.getOrDefault("mineracao", 0L) >= 10_000),
+
+    ESCAVADEIRA("escavadeira", "Escavadeira Humana",
+            "minerou 100.000 blocos",
+            stats -> stats.getOrDefault("mineracao", 0L) >= 100_000),
+
+    // --- combat -------------------------------------------------------------
+
+    EXTERMINADOR("exterminador", "Exterminador",
+            "derrotou 1.000 monstros",
+            stats -> stats.getOrDefault("combate", 0L) >= 1_000),
+
+    // --- travel -------------------------------------------------------------
+
+    MARATONISTA("maratonista", "Maratonista",
+            "caminhou 42 km (uma maratona)",
+            stats -> km(stats) >= 42),
+
+    // --- the funny ones -----------------------------------------------------
+
+    /**
+     * More deaths than a hundredth of the blocks mined — the shape of someone
+     * who dies constantly relative to how much they actually get done. Gated on
+     * a real amount of mining so a brand-new player is not immediately handed a
+     * joke achievement on their second death.
+     */
+    IMORTAL_AS_AVESSAS("imortal-as-avessas", "Imortal às Avessas",
+            "morreu mais de uma vez a cada 100 blocos minerados",
+            stats -> stats.getOrDefault("mineracao", 0L) >= 2_000
+                    && stats.getOrDefault("mortes", 0L)
+                            > stats.getOrDefault("mineracao", 0L) / 100),
+
+    /**
+     * A hundred hours in and still barely scratched. The counterpart to the one
+     * above: plays a lot, mines little.
+     */
+    TURISTA("turista", "Turista",
+            "passou de 100 horas jogadas sem minerar 5.000 blocos",
+            stats -> hours(stats) >= 100 && stats.getOrDefault("mineracao", 0L) < 5_000),
+
+    /** Long-lived: a lot of playtime with very few deaths. */
+    CASCA_GROSSA("casca-grossa", "Casca Grossa",
+            "passou de 50 horas com menos de 10 mortes",
+            stats -> hours(stats) >= 50 && stats.getOrDefault("mortes", 0L) < 10),
+
+    /** Pure dedication, no qualifier. */
+    VETERANO("veterano", "Veterano",
+            "passou de 200 horas jogadas",
+            stats -> hours(stats) >= 200),
+
+    PESCADOR("pescador", "Pescador Profissional",
+            "pescou 500 peixes",
+            stats -> stats.getOrDefault("pesca", 0L) >= 500),
+
+    SALTITANTE("saltitante", "Saltitante",
+            "deu 50.000 pulos",
+            stats -> stats.getOrDefault("pulos", 0L) >= 50_000);
+
+    /** A condition over the normalised stat map. */
+    @FunctionalInterface
+    interface Condition {
+        boolean met(Map<String, Long> stats);
+    }
+
+    private final String key;
+    private final String title;
+    private final String description;
+    private final Condition condition;
+
+    Achievement(String key, String title, String description, Condition condition) {
+        this.key = key;
+        this.title = title;
+        this.description = description;
+        this.condition = condition;
+    }
+
+    String key() {
+        return key;
+    }
+
+    String title() {
+        return title;
+    }
+
+    String description() {
+        return description;
+    }
+
+    boolean met(Map<String, Long> stats) {
+        return stats != null && condition.met(stats);
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * Play time in hours. The raw statistic is in ticks, and the division is
+     * spelled out here rather than at each use so a unit mistake can only be
+     * made in one place.
+     */
+    private static long hours(Map<String, Long> stats) {
+        return stats.getOrDefault("tempo", 0L) / 20L / 3600L;
+    }
+
+    /** Distance walked in kilometres; the raw statistic is in centimetres. */
+    private static long km(Map<String, Long> stats) {
+        return stats.getOrDefault("distancia", 0L) / 100_000L;
+    }
+
+    static Achievement byKey(String key) {
+        if (key == null) {
+            return null;
+        }
+        String wanted = key.trim().toLowerCase(Locale.ROOT);
+        for (Achievement achievement : values()) {
+            if (achievement.key.equals(wanted)) {
+                return achievement;
+            }
+        }
+        return null;
+    }
+
+    /** Every achievement whose condition the stats satisfy. */
+    static List<Achievement> earned(Map<String, Long> stats) {
+        List<Achievement> out = new ArrayList<>();
+        for (Achievement achievement : values()) {
+            if (achievement.met(stats)) {
+                out.add(achievement);
+            }
+        }
+        return out;
+    }
+}
diff --git a/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Achievements.java b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Achievements.java
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..60e49b6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Achievements.java
@@ -0,0 +1,147 @@
+package dev.marcospaulo.canalhandia;
+
+import net.kyori.adventure.text.Component;
+import net.kyori.adventure.text.format.NamedTextColor;
+import net.kyori.adventure.text.format.TextDecoration;
+import org.bukkit.Bukkit;
+import org.bukkit.Statistic;
+import org.bukkit.configuration.file.YamlConfiguration;
+import org.bukkit.entity.Player;
+
+import java.io.File;
+import java.io.IOException;
+import java.util.ArrayList;
+import java.util.HashMap;
+import java.util.List;
+import java.util.Map;
+
+/**
+ * Awards {@link Achievement}s once and remembers that it did.
+ *
+ * <p>Runs on the same timer as {@link Milestones} and follows the same
+ * first-sight rule: the first time a player is seen, whatever they have already
+ * earned is recorded <em>silently</em>. Without that, enabling the module would
+ * dump a dozen announcements for history earned months ago, and every existing
+ * player would be spammed at once.
+ */
+final class Achievements {
+
+    private final Canalhandia plugin;
+    private final File file;
+    private final YamlConfiguration data;
+
+    Achievements(Canalhandia plugin) {
+        this.plugin = plugin;
+        this.file = new File(plugin.getDataFolder(), "conquistas.yml");
+        this.data = YamlConfiguration.loadConfiguration(file);
+    }
+
+    /** Checks every online player and announces anything newly earned. */
+    void check() {
+        if (!plugin.settings().moduleEnabled(Module.CONQUISTAS)) {
+            return;
+        }
+        boolean changed = false;
+        for (Player player : Bukkit.getOnlinePlayers()) {
+            changed |= check(player);
+        }
+        if (changed) {
+            save();
+        }
+    }
+
+    /** @return true if anything was recorded, so the caller can save once */
+    private boolean check(Player player) {
+        Map<String, Long> stats = snapshot(player);
+        String base = player.getUniqueId().toString();
+        // A player with no record yet is being seen for the first time: bank
+        // what they have without announcing it.
+        boolean firstSight = !data.contains(base);
+        boolean changed = false;
+
+        for (Achievement achievement : Achievement.values()) {
+            if (!achievement.met(stats)) {
+                continue;
+            }
+            String path = base + "." + achievement.key();
+            if (data.getBoolean(path, false)) {
+                continue;
+            }
+            data.set(path, true);
+            changed = true;
+            if (!firstSight) {
+                announce(player, achievement);
+            }
+        }
+        if (firstSight && !changed) {
+            // Mark the player as seen even when they qualified for nothing, or
+            // every future check would treat them as new and stay silent.
+            data.set(base + ".visto", true);
+            changed = true;
+        }
+        return changed;
+    }
+
+    private void announce(Player player, Achievement achievement) {
+        Bukkit.broadcast(Msg.tag("Conquista", NamedTextColor.GOLD)
+                .append(Component.text(player.getName(), NamedTextColor.GREEN)
+                        .decoration(TextDecoration.BOLD, false))
+                .append(Component.text(" desbloqueou ", NamedTextColor.WHITE)
+                        .decoration(TextDecoration.BOLD, false))
+                .append(Component.text(achievement.title(), NamedTextColor.AQUA)
+                        .decoration(TextDecoration.BOLD, false))
+                .append(Component.text(" — " + achievement.description(), NamedTextColor.GRAY)
+                        .decoration(TextDecoration.BOLD, false)));
+        plugin.getLogger().info("[conquistas] " + player.getName() + " → " + achievement.key());
+    }
+
+    /** Which achievements this player has already unlocked. */
+    List<Achievement> earnedBy(Player player) {
+        List<Achievement> out = new ArrayList<>();
+        String base = player.getUniqueId().toString();
+        for (Achievement achievement : Achievement.values()) {
+            if (data.getBoolean(base + "." + achievement.key(), false)) {
+                out.add(achievement);
+            }
+        }
+        return out;
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * The stat map an {@link Achievement} condition reads, keyed the same way
+     * as the config's category names.
+     *
+     * <p>Statistic constants get renamed between Minecraft releases, so each is
+     * resolved by name through {@link Stats#resolve} rather than referenced
+     * directly — a missing one yields zero instead of failing to load the class.
+     */
+    static Map<String, Long> snapshot(Player player) {
+        Map<String, Long> stats = new HashMap<>();
+        stats.put("mineracao", total(player, "MINE_BLOCK"));
+        stats.put("tempo", untyped(player, "PLAY_TIME"));
+        stats.put("distancia", untyped(player, "WALK_ONE_CM"));
+        stats.put("mortes", untyped(player, "DEATHS"));
+        stats.put("combate", untyped(player, "MOB_KILLS"));
+        stats.put("pesca", untyped(player, "FISH_CAUGHT"));
+        stats.put("pulos", untyped(player, "JUMP"));
+        return stats;
+    }
+
+    private static long untyped(Player player, String name) {
+        Statistic statistic = Stats.resolve(name);
+        return statistic == null ? 0L : Stats.untyped(player, statistic);
+    }
+
+    private static long total(Player player, String name) {
+        Statistic statistic = Stats.resolve(name);
+        return statistic == null ? 0L : Stats.totalOf(player, statistic);
+    }
+
+    private void save() {
+        try {
+            data.save(file);
+        } catch (IOException e) {
+            plugin.getLogger().warning("Não consegui salvar conquistas.yml: " + e.getMessage());
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Canalhandia.java b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Canalhandia.java
index bd20d63..1c956d2 100644
--- a/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Canalhandia.java
+++ b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Canalhandia.java
@@ -66,8 +66,11 @@ public final class Canalhandia extends JavaPlugin implements Listener {
 
     private Settings settings;
     private Notes notes;
+    private Mail mail;
+    private DeathLog deathLog;
     private OfflineStats offlineStats;
     private Milestones milestones;
+    private Achievements achievements;
     private Ai ai;
     private NamespacedKey optOutKey;
     private BukkitTask timerTask;
@@ -84,8 +87,11 @@ public final class Canalhandia extends JavaPlugin implements Listener {
         saveDefaultConfig();
         settings = new Settings(this);
         notes = new Notes(new java.io.File(getDataFolder(), "notas.yml"));
+        mail = new Mail(new java.io.File(getDataFolder(), "recados.yml"));
+        deathLog = new DeathLog(new java.io.File(getDataFolder(), "mortes.yml"));
         offlineStats = new OfflineStats(this);
         milestones = new Milestones(this);
+        achievements = new Achievements(this);
         ai = new Ai(this);
         // Snapshot the server's recipes on the main thread; RecipeBook.describe
         // reads from the async answer path and Bukkit.recipeIterator() is not
@@ -97,7 +103,7 @@ public final class Canalhandia extends JavaPlugin implements Listener {
         CanalhandiaCommand root = new CanalhandiaCommand(this);
         for (String name : List.of("canalhandia", "curiosidade", "adivinha", "enquete", "ranking",
                 "reagir", "reacoes", "palpite", "votar", "legal", "wow", "top", "f", "ia", "iap",
-                "errado", "nota", "save")) {
+                "errado", "nota", "save", "recado", "recados", "mortes", "conquistas")) {
             register(name, root);
         }
 
@@ -157,6 +163,21 @@ public final class Canalhandia extends JavaPlugin implements Listener {
         return notes;
     }
 
+    /** Offline messages waiting for delivery. Never null. */
+    Mail mail() {
+        return mail;
+    }
+
+    /** Recent deaths per player, for /mortes. Never null. */
+    DeathLog deathLog() {
+        return deathLog;
+    }
+
+    /** Named achievements. Never null. */
+    Achievements achievements() {
+        return achievements;
+    }
+
     // --- scheduling ---------------------------------------------------------
 
     /** Starts, stops or restarts the repeating curiosity task to match the mode. */
@@ -182,7 +203,12 @@ public final class Canalhandia extends JavaPlugin implements Listener {
             return;
         }
         long ticks = 5L * 60L * 20L;
-        milestoneTask = getServer().getScheduler().runTaskTimer(this, milestones::check, ticks, ticks);
+        milestoneTask = getServer().getScheduler().runTaskTimer(this, () -> {
+            milestones.check();
+            // Same cadence as milestones: both read statistics for every online
+            // player, so sharing one task keeps that cost to a single sweep.
+            achievements.check();
+        }, ticks, ticks);
     }
 
     // --- curiosities --------------------------------------------------------
@@ -494,6 +520,52 @@ public final class Canalhandia extends JavaPlugin implements Listener {
         }, settings.joinDelaySeconds() * 20L);
     }
 
+    /**
+     * Delivers any messages waiting for a joining player.
+     *
+     * <p>A handler of its own rather than a branch inside {@link #onJoin},
+     * which returns early when the {@code curiosidades} module is off — mail
+     * must not depend on an unrelated module being enabled.
+     *
+     * <p>Delayed like the curiosity, so the messages land after the join line
+     * rather than racing it, and re-checked for {@code isOnline} because a
+     * player can leave inside the delay and the mail would then be consumed
+     * without anyone reading it.
+     */
+    @EventHandler
+    public void onJoinMail(PlayerJoinEvent event) {
+        if (!settings.moduleEnabled(Module.RECADOS)) {
+            return;
+        }
+        Player player = event.getPlayer();
+        String id = player.getUniqueId().toString();
+        if (mail.countFor(id) == 0) {
+            return;
+        }
+        getServer().getScheduler().runTaskLater(this, () -> {
+            if (!player.isOnline()) {
+                return;
+            }
+            // takeFor is destructive, so it is called only once we know the
+            // player is still here to read the result.
+            List<Mail.Message> waiting = mail.takeFor(id);
+            if (waiting.isEmpty()) {
+                return;
+            }
+            player.sendMessage(Msg.tag("Recados", NamedTextColor.AQUA)
+                    .append(Component.text(waiting.size() == 1
+                            ? "1 recado para você:"
+                            : waiting.size() + " recados para você:", NamedTextColor.GRAY)));
+            for (Mail.Message message : waiting) {
+                player.sendMessage(Component.text("  " + message.fromName() + " ",
+                                NamedTextColor.AQUA)
+                        .append(Component.text("(" + Msg.ago(message.sentAt()) + "): ",
+                                NamedTextColor.DARK_GRAY))
+                        .append(Component.text(message.text(), NamedTextColor.WHITE)));
+            }
+        }, Math.max(1, settings.joinDelaySeconds()) * 20L);
+    }
+
     /**
      * Chat gag: a message matching the {@code zoacao} trigger (pattern + match
      * mode, default a bare "f") gets replaced with a random line from
@@ -626,6 +698,13 @@ public final class Canalhandia extends JavaPlugin implements Listener {
         boolean keepInventory = Boolean.TRUE.equals(
                 loc.getWorld().getGameRuleValue(GameRule.KEEP_INVENTORY));
         pendingDeathCoords.put(player.getUniqueId(), new DeathCoords(coords, keepInventory));
+
+        // Keep the death instead of discarding it once the coords are delivered,
+        // so /mortes can answer "onde eu morri com o pico de diamante?" a day
+        // later. The world label is the pt-BR one, matching how notes read.
+        deathLog.record(player.getUniqueId().toString(), flavor,
+                ServerState.worldLabel(loc.getWorld()),
+                loc.getBlockX(), loc.getBlockY(), loc.getBlockZ());
     }
 
     /**
diff --git a/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/CanalhandiaCommand.java b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/CanalhandiaCommand.java
index 2a2ad70..048f1d0 100644
--- a/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/CanalhandiaCommand.java
+++ b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/CanalhandiaCommand.java
@@ -55,6 +55,10 @@ final class CanalhandiaCommand implements CommandExecutor, TabCompleter {
             // it with a note. Private by default — the safe default for a
             // one-word command nobody reads the help for first.
             case "save" -> saveShortcut(sender, args);
+            case "recado" -> recado(sender, args);
+            case "recados" -> recados(sender);
+            case "mortes" -> mortes(sender);
+            case "conquistas" -> conquistas(sender);
             // Typed twin of the [F] mourning button — "f" is not a configured
             // reaction (the mourning set is hardcoded), so it can't be found via
             // reactionForCommand; route it directly. Acts on the latest message,
@@ -1056,6 +1060,166 @@ final class CanalhandiaCommand implements CommandExecutor, TabCompleter {
         return true;
     }
 
+    // --- /recado ------------------------------------------------------------
+
+    /**
+     * {@code /recado <jogador> <texto>} — leave a line for someone who is not
+     * online, delivered on their next join.
+     *
+     * <p>If the recipient <em>is</em> online it is delivered immediately rather
+     * than queued, because queueing it would mean the person standing next to
+     * you reads it only after a relog.
+     */
+    private boolean recado(CommandSender sender, String[] args) {
+        if (!plugin.settings().moduleEnabled(Module.RECADOS)) {
+            Msg.error(sender, "O módulo de recados está desligado.");
+            return true;
+        }
+        if (!sender.hasPermission("canalhandia.recado")) {
+            return denied(sender);
+        }
+        if (!(sender instanceof Player player)) {
+            Msg.error(sender, "Só jogadores podem mandar recado.");
+            return true;
+        }
+        if (args.length < 2) {
+            Msg.error(sender, "Uso: /recado <jogador> <texto>");
+            return true;
+        }
+        String text = Note.cleanText(String.join(" ", Arrays.copyOfRange(args, 1, args.length)));
+        if (text == null) {
+            Msg.error(sender, "O recado está vazio.");
+            return true;
+        }
+
+        Player online = Bukkit.getPlayerExact(args[0]);
+        if (online != null) {
+            deliverNow(player, online, text);
+            return true;
+        }
+        // Offline: resolve through usercache, so a message can be left for
+        // anyone who has played here before.
+        OfflineStats.Known target = plugin.offlineStats().resolve(args[0]);
+        if (target == null) {
+            Msg.error(sender, "Não conheço ninguém chamado \"" + args[0]
+                    + "\". (Só dá para mandar recado para quem já entrou no servidor.)");
+            return true;
+        }
+        if (target.uuid().equals(player.getUniqueId().toString())) {
+            Msg.error(sender, "Recado para você mesmo? Use /save.");
+            return true;
+        }
+        Mail.Message message = plugin.mail().send(player.getName(),
+                player.getUniqueId().toString(), target.uuid(), text);
+        if (message == null) {
+            Msg.error(sender, "A caixa de " + target.name() + " está cheia ("
+                    + Mail.MAX_PER_RECIPIENT + " recados). Espere ela entrar.");
+            return true;
+        }
+        Msg.ok(sender, "Recado guardado para " + target.name()
+                + ". Vai chegar quando " + target.name() + " entrar.");
+        return true;
+    }
+
+    /** The recipient is online: say it now, to both sides. */
+    private void deliverNow(Player from, Player to, String text) {
+        to.sendMessage(Msg.tag("Recado", NamedTextColor.AQUA)
+                .append(Component.text(from.getName() + ": ", NamedTextColor.GRAY))
+                .append(Component.text(text, NamedTextColor.WHITE)));
+        Msg.ok(from, to.getName() + " está online — recado entregue na hora.");
+    }
+
+    /** {@code /recados} — how many of your messages are still unread. */
+    private boolean recados(CommandSender sender) {
+        if (!plugin.settings().moduleEnabled(Module.RECADOS)) {
+            Msg.error(sender, "O módulo de recados está desligado.");
+            return true;
+        }
+        if (!(sender instanceof Player player)) {
+            Msg.error(sender, "Só jogadores têm recados.");
+            return true;
+        }
+        int pending = plugin.mail().countFrom(player.getUniqueId().toString());
+        Msg.ok(sender, pending == 0
+                ? "Todos os seus recados já foram entregues."
+                : pending + (pending == 1 ? " recado seu ainda não foi lido."
+                        : " recados seus ainda não foram lidos."));
+        return true;
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * {@code /mortes} — your recent deaths, newest first, with the comic cause
+     * and where it happened.
+     *
+     * <p>Your own only. Where someone died is where their stuff is; a public
+     * list of that is a looting guide, which is why the coords are private at
+     * death time too.
+     */
+    private boolean mortes(CommandSender sender) {
+        if (!plugin.settings().moduleEnabled(Module.MORTES)) {
+            Msg.error(sender, "O módulo de mortes está desligado.");
+            return true;
+        }
+        if (!(sender instanceof Player player)) {
+            Msg.error(sender, "Só jogadores têm histórico de mortes.");
+            return true;
+        }
+        List<DeathLog.Entry> deaths = plugin.deathLog().forPlayer(player.getUniqueId().toString());
+        if (deaths.isEmpty()) {
+            Msg.ok(sender, "Você ainda não morreu. Aproveite enquanto dura.");
+            return true;
+        }
+        Msg.header(sender, "Suas últimas mortes (" + deaths.size() + ")");
+        boolean bedrock = Platform.isBedrock(player);
+        for (DeathLog.Entry death : deaths) {
+            Component place = Component.text(death.place(), NamedTextColor.GRAY);
+            if (!bedrock) {
+                place = place.clickEvent(ClickEvent.copyToClipboard(death.coords()))
+                        .hoverEvent(net.kyori.adventure.text.event.HoverEvent.showText(
+                                Component.text("Clique para copiar as coordenadas",
+                                        NamedTextColor.DARK_GRAY)));
+            }
+            sender.sendMessage(Component.text("  " + death.flavor(), NamedTextColor.YELLOW)
+                    .append(Component.text(" — ", NamedTextColor.DARK_GRAY))
+                    .append(place)
+                    .append(Component.text("  " + Msg.ago(death.at()), NamedTextColor.DARK_GRAY)));
+        }
+        return true;
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * {@code /conquistas} — the full catalogue, with the ones you have earned
+     * marked. Showing the locked ones too is the point: an achievement nobody
+     * can see is one nobody chases.
+     */
+    private boolean conquistas(CommandSender sender) {
+        if (!plugin.settings().moduleEnabled(Module.CONQUISTAS)) {
+            Msg.error(sender, "O módulo de conquistas está desligado.");
+            return true;
+        }
+        if (!(sender instanceof Player player)) {
+            Msg.error(sender, "Só jogadores têm conquistas.");
+            return true;
+        }
+        List<Achievement> earned = plugin.achievements().earnedBy(player);
+        Msg.header(sender, "Conquistas (" + earned.size() + "/" + Achievement.values().length + ")");
+        // Bedrock renders "✔" as a tofu box, so it gets an ASCII marker — the
+        // same rule the reaction labels follow.
+        boolean bedrock = Platform.isBedrock(player);
+        String tick = bedrock ? "  [x] " : "  ✔ ";
+        String blank = bedrock ? "  [ ] " : "  · ";
+        for (Achievement achievement : Achievement.values()) {
+            boolean has = earned.contains(achievement);
+            sender.sendMessage(Component.text(has ? tick : blank,
+                            has ? NamedTextColor.GREEN : NamedTextColor.DARK_GRAY)
+                    .append(Component.text(achievement.title(),
+                            has ? NamedTextColor.AQUA : NamedTextColor.GRAY))
+                    .append(Component.text(" — " + achievement.description(),
+                            NamedTextColor.DARK_GRAY)));
+        }
+        return true;
+    }
+
     private void notaAdd(CommandSender sender, String[] args, Note.Scope scope) {
         if (!(sender instanceof Player player)) {
             Msg.error(sender, "Só jogadores podem anotar (a anotação guarda onde você está).");
@@ -1319,6 +1483,11 @@ final class CanalhandiaCommand implements CommandExecutor, TabCompleter {
             }
             return List.of();
         }
+        if (name.equals("recado") && args.length == 1) {
+            // Everyone the server has seen, not just who is online — the whole
+            // point is leaving a message for someone who is not here.
+            return filter(plugin.offlineStats().knownNames(), args[0]);
+        }
         if (name.equals("save")) {
             return args.length == 1 ? filter(List.of("coords"), args[0]) : List.of();
         }
diff --git a/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/DeathLog.java b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/DeathLog.java
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a24568b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/DeathLog.java
@@ -0,0 +1,141 @@
+package dev.marcospaulo.canalhandia;
+
+import org.bukkit.configuration.file.YamlConfiguration;
+
+import java.io.File;
+import java.util.ArrayList;
+import java.util.Comparator;
+import java.util.List;
+
+/**
+ * A short history of where and how each player died.
+ *
+ * <p>The {@code mortes} module already knows all of this at death time and then
+ * throws it away once the coordinates have been delivered on respawn. Keeping it
+ * costs a few lines of YAML and answers the question people actually ask a day
+ * later: "onde foi que eu morri com o pico de diamante?"
+ *
+ * <p>Bounded per player, oldest dropped first. This is a recent-history feature,
+ * not an archive — on a server where someone dies fifty times a night, an
+ * unbounded log would grow without ever being read.
+ */
+final class DeathLog {
+
+    /** One recorded death. {@code at} is a wall-clock millisecond timestamp. */
+    record Entry(String playerId, String flavor, String world, int x, int y, int z, long at) {
+
+        String coords() {
+            return x + ", " + y + ", " + z;
+        }
+
+        String place() {
+            return coords() + (world == null || world.isBlank() ? "" : " (" + world + ")");
+        }
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * How many deaths are kept per player. Ten covers "where did I die
+     * recently" without turning the file into a diary.
+     */
+    static final int MAX_PER_PLAYER = 10;
+
+    private final File file;
+    private final List<Entry> entries = new ArrayList<>();
+
+    DeathLog(File file) {
+        this.file = file;
+        load();
+    }
+
+    void load() {
+        YamlConfiguration yaml = file.exists() ? YamlConfiguration.loadConfiguration(file) : null;
+        synchronized (entries) {
+            entries.clear();
+            if (yaml == null) {
+                return;
+            }
+            for (String key : yaml.getKeys(false)) {
+                String playerId = yaml.getString(key + ".jogador-id");
+                if (playerId == null) {
+                    continue;
+                }
+                entries.add(new Entry(playerId,
+                        yaml.getString(key + ".causa", "bateu as botas"),
+                        yaml.getString(key + ".mundo", ""),
+                        yaml.getInt(key + ".x"),
+                        yaml.getInt(key + ".y"),
+                        yaml.getInt(key + ".z"),
+                        yaml.getLong(key + ".em", 0)));
+            }
+        }
+    }
+
+    /** Records a death, evicting this player's oldest once past the cap. */
+    void record(String playerId, String flavor, String world, int x, int y, int z) {
+        synchronized (entries) {
+            entries.add(new Entry(playerId, flavor, world, x, y, z, System.currentTimeMillis()));
+            // Evict only this player's oldest. A global cap would let one
+            // player's bad night erase everyone else's history.
+            List<Entry> mine = forPlayerLocked(playerId);
+            while (mine.size() > MAX_PER_PLAYER) {
+                Entry oldest = mine.remove(mine.size() - 1);
+                entries.remove(oldest);
+            }
+        }
+        save();
+    }
+
+    /** This player's deaths, newest first. */
+    List<Entry> forPlayer(String playerId) {
+        synchronized (entries) {
+            return forPlayerLocked(playerId);
+        }
+    }
+
+    /** Caller must hold the lock. Newest first. */
+    private List<Entry> forPlayerLocked(String playerId) {
+        List<Entry> out = new ArrayList<>();
+        for (Entry entry : entries) {
+            if (entry.playerId().equals(playerId)) {
+                out.add(entry);
+            }
+        }
+        out.sort(Comparator.comparingLong(Entry::at).reversed());
+        return out;
+    }
+
+    int size() {
+        synchronized (entries) {
+            return entries.size();
+        }
+    }
+
+    void clear(String playerId) {
+        synchronized (entries) {
+            entries.removeIf(entry -> entry.playerId().equals(playerId));
+        }
+        save();
+    }
+
+    private void save() {
+        YamlConfiguration yaml = new YamlConfiguration();
+        synchronized (entries) {
+            for (int i = 0; i < entries.size(); i++) {
+                Entry entry = entries.get(i);
+                String key = "d" + i;
+                yaml.set(key + ".jogador-id", entry.playerId());
+                yaml.set(key + ".causa", entry.flavor());
+                yaml.set(key + ".mundo", entry.world());
+                yaml.set(key + ".x", entry.x());
+                yaml.set(key + ".y", entry.y());
+                yaml.set(key + ".z", entry.z());
+                yaml.set(key + ".em", entry.at());
+            }
+        }
+        try {
+            yaml.save(file);
+        } catch (Exception e) {
+            throw new IllegalStateException("não consegui gravar " + file, e);
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Mail.java b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Mail.java
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..dbc00b7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Mail.java
@@ -0,0 +1,171 @@
+package dev.marcospaulo.canalhandia;
+
+import org.bukkit.configuration.file.YamlConfiguration;
+
+import java.io.File;
+import java.util.ArrayList;
+import java.util.Comparator;
+import java.util.List;
+
+/**
+ * Offline messages: a line left for a player who is not online, delivered the
+ * next time they join.
+ *
+ * <p>The gap this fills is a small server where people rarely overlap — without
+ * it, "achei diamante em -400 70 200" has to go through Discord or be lost.
+ *
+ * <p>Storage mirrors {@link Notes}: an in-memory list guarded by its own
+ * monitor, rewritten to YAML on every change. Messages are small and hand-typed,
+ * so a full rewrite stays cheap and cannot leave a half-updated file behind.
+ */
+final class Mail {
+
+    /** One undelivered message. */
+    record Message(long id, String fromName, String fromId, String toId, String text, long sentAt) {
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * A cap per recipient. Without one, a bored player could queue thousands of
+     * lines that all fire at once the moment someone logs in, which is both a
+     * chat flood and a way to make joining unpleasant.
+     */
+    static final int MAX_PER_RECIPIENT = 20;
+
+    /** Longest message kept, matching {@link Note#MAX_TEXT}. */
+    static final int MAX_TEXT = 256;
+
+    private final File file;
+    private final List<Message> messages = new ArrayList<>();
+    private long nextId = 1;
+
+    Mail(File file) {
+        this.file = file;
+        load();
+    }
+
+    void load() {
+        YamlConfiguration yaml = file.exists() ? YamlConfiguration.loadConfiguration(file) : null;
+        synchronized (messages) {
+            messages.clear();
+            nextId = 1;
+            if (yaml == null) {
+                return;
+            }
+            for (String key : yaml.getKeys(false)) {
+                String text = yaml.getString(key + ".texto");
+                String toId = yaml.getString(key + ".para-id");
+                if (text == null || toId == null) {
+                    continue;
+                }
+                long id = yaml.getLong(key + ".id", 0);
+                messages.add(new Message(id,
+                        yaml.getString(key + ".de", "?"),
+                        yaml.getString(key + ".de-id", ""),
+                        toId,
+                        text,
+                        yaml.getLong(key + ".em", 0)));
+                nextId = Math.max(nextId, id + 1);
+            }
+        }
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * Queues a message, or returns {@code null} when the recipient's inbox is
+     * full. The caller has already cleaned the text with {@link Note#cleanText}.
+     */
+    Message send(String fromName, String fromId, String toId, String text) {
+        Message message;
+        synchronized (messages) {
+            if (countFor(toId) >= MAX_PER_RECIPIENT) {
+                return null;
+            }
+            message = new Message(nextId++, fromName, fromId, toId, text,
+                    System.currentTimeMillis());
+            messages.add(message);
+        }
+        save();
+        return message;
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * Removes and returns everything waiting for this player, oldest first —
+     * reading order for a conversation.
+     *
+     * <p>Delivery is destructive by design: a message that stayed queued would
+     * be re-read on every single join, which turns a helpful note into a
+     * nuisance. {@code /recados} is the way to see them again in the session
+     * they arrived, via the plugin's own in-memory copy.
+     */
+    List<Message> takeFor(String playerId) {
+        List<Message> out = new ArrayList<>();
+        synchronized (messages) {
+            for (Message message : messages) {
+                if (message.toId().equals(playerId)) {
+                    out.add(message);
+                }
+            }
+            messages.removeAll(out);
+        }
+        out.sort(Comparator.comparingLong(Message::id));
+        if (!out.isEmpty()) {
+            save();
+        }
+        return out;
+    }
+
+    /** How many messages are waiting for this player. */
+    int countFor(String playerId) {
+        int count = 0;
+        synchronized (messages) {
+            for (Message message : messages) {
+                if (message.toId().equals(playerId)) {
+                    count++;
+                }
+            }
+        }
+        return count;
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * How many undelivered messages this player has sent, so the sender can be
+     * told "3 recados seus ainda não foram lidos".
+     */
+    int countFrom(String senderId) {
+        int count = 0;
+        synchronized (messages) {
+            for (Message message : messages) {
+                if (senderId.equals(message.fromId())) {
+                    count++;
+                }
+            }
+        }
+        return count;
+    }
+
+    int size() {
+        synchronized (messages) {
+            return messages.size();
+        }
+    }
+
+    private void save() {
+        YamlConfiguration yaml = new YamlConfiguration();
+        synchronized (messages) {
+            for (int i = 0; i < messages.size(); i++) {
+                Message message = messages.get(i);
+                String key = "m" + i;
+                yaml.set(key + ".id", message.id());
+                yaml.set(key + ".de", message.fromName());
+                yaml.set(key + ".de-id", message.fromId());
+                yaml.set(key + ".para-id", message.toId());
+                yaml.set(key + ".texto", message.text());
+                yaml.set(key + ".em", message.sentAt());
+            }
+        }
+        try {
+            yaml.save(file);
+        } catch (Exception e) {
+            throw new IllegalStateException("não consegui gravar " + file, e);
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Module.java b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Module.java
index a077c7e..6a4d984 100644
--- a/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Module.java
+++ b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Module.java
@@ -12,6 +12,8 @@ enum Module {
     MORTES("mortes", "Mortes com humor e coordenadas"),
     ZOACAO("zoacao", "Zoa de quem manda só 'f' no chat"),
     NOTAS("notas", "Anotações públicas e privadas no chat"),
+    RECADOS("recados", "Recados entregues quando o jogador entra"),
+    CONQUISTAS("conquistas", "Conquistas com nome, além dos marcos numéricos"),
     IA("ia", "Perguntas para a IA");
 
     private final String key;
diff --git a/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Msg.java b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Msg.java
index 0608b8c..e0ac793 100644
--- a/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Msg.java
+++ b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Msg.java
@@ -64,4 +64,42 @@ final class Msg {
     private static String plural(long value, String singular, String plural) {
         return value + " " + (value == 1 ? singular : plural);
     }
+
+    /**
+     * How long ago a wall-clock timestamp was, in pt-BR: "agora", "há 5
+     * minutos", "há 2 dias".
+     *
+     * <p>Wall clock, not {@code nanoTime}: these timestamps are persisted to
+     * YAML and compared across restarts, which a monotonic clock cannot do. The
+     * cost is that a clock change can skew the label — bounded here by clamping
+     * a negative difference (a timestamp from the "future") to "agora" rather
+     * than printing a nonsense negative age.
+     */
+    static String ago(long timestamp, long now) {
+        long seconds = Math.max(0, (now - timestamp) / 1000L);
+        if (seconds < 60) {
+            return "agora";
+        }
+        long minutes = seconds / 60;
+        if (minutes < 60) {
+            return "há " + plural(minutes, "minuto", "minutos");
+        }
+        long hours = minutes / 60;
+        if (hours < 24) {
+            return "há " + plural(hours, "hora", "horas");
+        }
+        long days = hours / 24;
+        if (days < 30) {
+            return "há " + plural(days, "dia", "dias");
+        }
+        long months = days / 30;
+        return months < 12
+                ? "há " + plural(months, "mês", "meses")
+                : "há " + plural(months / 12, "ano", "anos");
+    }
+
+    /** {@link #ago(long, long)} against the current clock. */
+    static String ago(long timestamp) {
+        return ago(timestamp, System.currentTimeMillis());
+    }
 }
diff --git a/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/OfflineStats.java b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/OfflineStats.java
index 029722d..be8f5e8 100644
--- a/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/OfflineStats.java
+++ b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/OfflineStats.java
@@ -142,6 +142,40 @@ final class OfflineStats {
     }
 
     /** UUID to last known name, from usercache.json. */
+    /**
+     * Resolves a player name to their UUID using {@code usercache.json}, so a
+     * message can be left for someone who is offline.
+     *
+     * <p>Case-insensitive: nobody types a name with the right capitalisation,
+     * and a message silently addressed to nobody is worse than a typo error.
+     * Returns the cached spelling alongside the id, so the sender is shown the
+     * name as the server knows it and can spot a wrong recipient immediately.
+     *
+     * <p>Only players who have joined before are in the cache. That is the
+     * right boundary: a message to a name that has never played is a typo, not
+     * a message.
+     */
+    record Known(String uuid, String name) {
+    }
+
+    Known resolve(String name) {
+        if (name == null || name.isBlank()) {
+            return null;
+        }
+        String wanted = name.trim();
+        for (Map.Entry<String, String> entry : names().entrySet()) {
+            if (entry.getValue().equalsIgnoreCase(wanted)) {
+                return new Known(entry.getKey(), entry.getValue());
+            }
+        }
+        return null;
+    }
+
+    /** Every name the server has seen, for tab completion. */
+    List<String> knownNames() {
+        return new ArrayList<>(names().values());
+    }
+
     private Map<String, String> names() {
         Map<String, String> names = new HashMap<>();
         File cache = new File(Bukkit.getWorldContainer(), "usercache.json");
diff --git a/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Stats.java b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Stats.java
index 4e11aeb..9e20d6a 100644
--- a/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Stats.java
+++ b/src/main/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/Stats.java
@@ -46,6 +46,39 @@ final class Stats {
         }
     }
 
+    /**
+     * Sum of a material-keyed statistic across every material — "how many
+     * blocks have you mined in total", which no single Bukkit call answers.
+     *
+     * <p>Returns a {@code long}: the per-material values are ints, but a
+     * long-running player's total can pass {@link Integer#MAX_VALUE} and an int
+     * accumulator would silently wrap to a negative.
+     */
+    static long totalOf(Player player, Statistic statistic) {
+        if (statistic == null) {
+            return 0L;
+        }
+        boolean block = statistic.getType() == Statistic.Type.BLOCK;
+        if (!block && statistic.getType() != Statistic.Type.ITEM) {
+            return 0L;
+        }
+        long total = 0L;
+        for (Material material : Material.values()) {
+            if (material.isLegacy() || material.isAir()) {
+                continue;
+            }
+            if (block ? !material.isBlock() : !material.isItem()) {
+                continue;
+            }
+            try {
+                total += player.getStatistic(statistic, material);
+            } catch (RuntimeException e) {
+                // Not a valid subject for this statistic on this version.
+            }
+        }
+        return total;
+    }
+
     /** A (subject, value) pair for a statistic that is keyed by material or entity. */
     record Entry<T>(T subject, int value) {
     }
diff --git a/src/main/resources/config.yml b/src/main/resources/config.yml
index eb0a5ef..d80824c 100644
--- a/src/main/resources/config.yml
+++ b/src/main/resources/config.yml
@@ -22,6 +22,13 @@ modulos:
   # Anotações no chat: /save e /nota. Privadas (só o autor vê) para todos;
   # públicas só para quem tiver canalhandia.nota.publica.
   notas: true
+  # /recado <jogador> <texto> — guardado e entregue quando a pessoa entrar.
+  recados: true
+  # Conquistas com nome ("Casca Grossa", "Turista"), além dos marcos numéricos.
+  # Na primeira vez que vê um jogador, o que ele já ganhou é gravado em
+  # silêncio — senão ligar o módulo despejaria um monte de anúncio de história
+  # antiga de uma vez só.
+  conquistas: true
   ia: true             # /ia <pergunta> — só para quem tem canalhandia.ia
 
 # --- Curiosidades ------------------------------------------------------------
diff --git a/src/main/resources/plugin.yml b/src/main/resources/plugin.yml
index 712ece6..9874ae5 100644
--- a/src/main/resources/plugin.yml
+++ b/src/main/resources/plugin.yml
@@ -75,6 +75,21 @@ commands:
     description: Atalho para anotar rapidamente onde você está.
     usage: /save [coords|<texto>]
     aliases: [anotar]
+  recado:
+    description: Deixa um recado para alguém, entregue quando a pessoa entrar.
+    usage: /recado <jogador> <texto>
+    aliases: [msg, mensagem]
+  recados:
+    description: Mostra quantos recados seus ainda não foram lidos.
+    usage: /recados
+  mortes:
+    description: Suas últimas mortes, com a causa e onde foi.
+    usage: /mortes
+    aliases: [minhasmortes]
+  conquistas:
+    description: Lista as conquistas e marca as que você já desbloqueou.
+    usage: /conquistas
+    aliases: [conquista]
 
 permissions:
   # Declared explicitly: an undeclared Bukkit permission falls back to op-only,
@@ -112,6 +127,9 @@ permissions:
   canalhandia.nota.publica:
     description: Permite criar anotações públicas, que todos veem. Padrão op; o LuckPerms pode conceder a outros.
     default: op
+  canalhandia.recado:
+    description: Permite deixar recados para outros jogadores.
+    default: true
   canalhandia.isento:
     description: Quem tem isto nunca é sorteado como assunto.
     default: false
diff --git a/src/test/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/AchievementTest.java b/src/test/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/AchievementTest.java
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..cd3de2c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/test/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/AchievementTest.java
@@ -0,0 +1,198 @@
+package dev.marcospaulo.canalhandia;
+
+import static org.junit.jupiter.api.Assertions.assertEquals;
+import static org.junit.jupiter.api.Assertions.assertFalse;
+import static org.junit.jupiter.api.Assertions.assertNotNull;
+import static org.junit.jupiter.api.Assertions.assertNull;
+import static org.junit.jupiter.api.Assertions.assertTrue;
+
+import java.util.HashMap;
+import java.util.HashSet;
+import java.util.Locale;
+import java.util.Map;
+import java.util.Set;
+import org.junit.jupiter.api.Test;
+
+class AchievementTest {
+
+    private static final long TICKS_PER_HOUR = 20L * 3600L;
+    private static final long CM_PER_KM = 100_000L;
+
+    /** A stat map with everything at zero, so each test sets only what it means. */
+    private static Map<String, Long> stats() {
+        Map<String, Long> stats = new HashMap<>();
+        for (String key : new String[]{"mineracao", "tempo", "distancia", "mortes",
+                "combate", "pesca", "pulos"}) {
+            stats.put(key, 0L);
+        }
+        return stats;
+    }
+
+    // --- catalogue hygiene --------------------------------------------------
+
+    @Test
+    void keysAreUniqueLowercaseAscii() {
+        Set<String> seen = new HashSet<>();
+        for (Achievement achievement : Achievement.values()) {
+            String key = achievement.key();
+            assertTrue(seen.add(key), "duplicate key: " + key);
+            assertEquals(key.toLowerCase(Locale.ROOT), key);
+            // Keys go into YAML paths and are typed by operators; keep them
+            // plain, with no accents.
+            assertTrue(key.matches("[a-z-]+"), "key must be plain ascii: " + key);
+        }
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void everyAchievementHasATitleAndDescription() {
+        for (Achievement achievement : Achievement.values()) {
+            assertFalse(achievement.title().isBlank(), achievement.key() + " needs a title");
+            assertFalse(achievement.description().isBlank(),
+                    achievement.key() + " needs a description");
+        }
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void byKeyFindsOrReturnsNull() {
+        assertEquals(Achievement.VETERANO, Achievement.byKey("veterano"));
+        assertEquals(Achievement.VETERANO, Achievement.byKey("  VETERANO "));
+        assertNull(Achievement.byKey("nao-existe"));
+        assertNull(Achievement.byKey(null));
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void nothingIsEarnedWithZeroedStats() {
+        // A brand-new player must not be handed anything on their first check.
+        assertTrue(Achievement.earned(stats()).isEmpty());
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void metIsFalseForNullStats() {
+        for (Achievement achievement : Achievement.values()) {
+            assertFalse(achievement.met(null), achievement.key() + " must handle null");
+        }
+    }
+
+    // --- mining -------------------------------------------------------------
+
+    @Test
+    void pedreiroNeedsTenThousandBlocks() {
+        Map<String, Long> stats = stats();
+        stats.put("mineracao", 9_999L);
+        assertFalse(Achievement.PEDREIRO.met(stats));
+        stats.put("mineracao", 10_000L);
+        assertTrue(Achievement.PEDREIRO.met(stats));
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void escavadeiraNeedsAHundredThousand() {
+        Map<String, Long> stats = stats();
+        stats.put("mineracao", 99_999L);
+        assertFalse(Achievement.ESCAVADEIRA.met(stats));
+        stats.put("mineracao", 100_000L);
+        assertTrue(Achievement.ESCAVADEIRA.met(stats));
+    }
+
+    // --- travel and time ----------------------------------------------------
+
+    @Test
+    void maratonistaConvertsCentimetresToKilometres() {
+        Map<String, Long> stats = stats();
+        stats.put("distancia", 41 * CM_PER_KM);
+        assertFalse(Achievement.MARATONISTA.met(stats));
+        stats.put("distancia", 42 * CM_PER_KM);
+        assertTrue(Achievement.MARATONISTA.met(stats));
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void veteranoConvertsTicksToHours() {
+        Map<String, Long> stats = stats();
+        stats.put("tempo", 199 * TICKS_PER_HOUR);
+        assertFalse(Achievement.VETERANO.met(stats));
+        stats.put("tempo", 200 * TICKS_PER_HOUR);
+        assertTrue(Achievement.VETERANO.met(stats));
+    }
+
+    // --- the ratio ones -----------------------------------------------------
+
+    @Test
+    void imortalAsAvessasNeedsBothTheRatioAndRealMining() {
+        Map<String, Long> stats = stats();
+        // A brand-new player with 2 deaths and almost no mining satisfies the
+        // ratio but must NOT get a joke achievement on their second death.
+        stats.put("mineracao", 100L);
+        stats.put("mortes", 50L);
+        assertFalse(Achievement.IMORTAL_AS_AVESSAS.met(stats),
+                "the mining floor must gate this");
+
+        // 2000 mined, 21 deaths: over one per hundred blocks.
+        stats.put("mineracao", 2_000L);
+        stats.put("mortes", 21L);
+        assertTrue(Achievement.IMORTAL_AS_AVESSAS.met(stats));
+
+        // Exactly at the ratio is not over it.
+        stats.put("mortes", 20L);
+        assertFalse(Achievement.IMORTAL_AS_AVESSAS.met(stats));
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void turistaNeedsHoursAndLittleMining() {
+        Map<String, Long> stats = stats();
+        stats.put("tempo", 100 * TICKS_PER_HOUR);
+        stats.put("mineracao", 4_999L);
+        assertTrue(Achievement.TURISTA.met(stats));
+
+        // Mines plenty: not a tourist.
+        stats.put("mineracao", 5_000L);
+        assertFalse(Achievement.TURISTA.met(stats));
+
+        // Not enough hours yet.
+        stats.put("mineracao", 100L);
+        stats.put("tempo", 99 * TICKS_PER_HOUR);
+        assertFalse(Achievement.TURISTA.met(stats));
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void cascaGrossaNeedsHoursAndFewDeaths() {
+        Map<String, Long> stats = stats();
+        stats.put("tempo", 50 * TICKS_PER_HOUR);
+        stats.put("mortes", 9L);
+        assertTrue(Achievement.CASCA_GROSSA.met(stats));
+        stats.put("mortes", 10L);
+        assertFalse(Achievement.CASCA_GROSSA.met(stats));
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void turistaAndCascaGrossaCanBothApply() {
+        // They are not mutually exclusive, and nothing in the model pretends
+        // they are — a long-lived careful player who does not mine gets both.
+        Map<String, Long> stats = stats();
+        stats.put("tempo", 100 * TICKS_PER_HOUR);
+        stats.put("mineracao", 10L);
+        stats.put("mortes", 1L);
+        assertTrue(Achievement.TURISTA.met(stats));
+        assertTrue(Achievement.CASCA_GROSSA.met(stats));
+    }
+
+    // --- earned -------------------------------------------------------------
+
+    @Test
+    void earnedCollectsEverythingThatQualifies() {
+        Map<String, Long> stats = stats();
+        stats.put("mineracao", 100_000L);
+        stats.put("combate", 1_000L);
+        var earned = Achievement.earned(stats);
+        assertTrue(earned.contains(Achievement.PEDREIRO));
+        assertTrue(earned.contains(Achievement.ESCAVADEIRA));
+        assertTrue(earned.contains(Achievement.EXTERMINADOR));
+        assertFalse(earned.contains(Achievement.VETERANO));
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void earnedHandlesAMapMissingKeys() {
+        // The snapshot always fills every key, but a condition reading a key
+        // that is absent must default to zero rather than throw.
+        assertNotNull(Achievement.earned(new HashMap<>()));
+        assertTrue(Achievement.earned(new HashMap<>()).isEmpty());
+    }
+}
diff --git a/src/test/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/DeathLogTest.java b/src/test/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/DeathLogTest.java
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..62c128b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/test/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/DeathLogTest.java
@@ -0,0 +1,129 @@
+package dev.marcospaulo.canalhandia;
+
+import static org.junit.jupiter.api.Assertions.assertEquals;
+import static org.junit.jupiter.api.Assertions.assertTrue;
+
+import java.io.File;
+import java.nio.file.Path;
+import java.util.List;
+import org.junit.jupiter.api.Test;
+import org.junit.jupiter.api.io.TempDir;
+
+class DeathLogTest {
+
+    @TempDir
+    Path dir;
+
+    private DeathLog fresh(String name) {
+        return new DeathLog(new File(dir.toFile(), name));
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void recordsAndReturnsNewestFirst() throws Exception {
+        DeathLog log = fresh("a.yml");
+        log.record("ana", "foi achatado como panqueca", "Mundo normal", 1, 2, 3);
+        // The ordering key is a millisecond wall-clock stamp, so two records in
+        // the same millisecond would tie; sleep past it.
+        Thread.sleep(2);
+        log.record("ana", "virou churrasco no lava", "Nether", 4, 5, 6);
+
+        List<DeathLog.Entry> deaths = log.forPlayer("ana");
+        assertEquals(2, deaths.size());
+        assertEquals("virou churrasco no lava", deaths.get(0).flavor(), "newest first");
+        assertEquals("foi achatado como panqueca", deaths.get(1).flavor());
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void keepsEachPlayerSeparate() {
+        DeathLog log = fresh("b.yml");
+        log.record("ana", "morreu", "w", 1, 1, 1);
+        log.record("bia", "morreu também", "w", 2, 2, 2);
+        assertEquals(1, log.forPlayer("ana").size());
+        assertEquals(1, log.forPlayer("bia").size());
+        assertTrue(log.forPlayer("caio").isEmpty());
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void capIsPerPlayerAndDropsTheOldest() throws Exception {
+        DeathLog log = fresh("c.yml");
+        for (int i = 0; i < DeathLog.MAX_PER_PLAYER + 5; i++) {
+            log.record("ana", "morte " + i, "w", i, i, i);
+            Thread.sleep(2);
+        }
+        List<DeathLog.Entry> deaths = log.forPlayer("ana");
+        assertEquals(DeathLog.MAX_PER_PLAYER, deaths.size());
+        assertEquals("morte " + (DeathLog.MAX_PER_PLAYER + 4), deaths.get(0).flavor());
+        // The first five fell off the end.
+        for (DeathLog.Entry death : deaths) {
+            assertTrue(!death.flavor().equals("morte 0"), "oldest should have been evicted");
+        }
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void oneBusyPlayerDoesNotEvictAnother() {
+        // A global cap would let one player's bad night erase everyone else's
+        // history.
+        DeathLog log = fresh("d.yml");
+        log.record("bia", "a única morte da bia", "w", 0, 0, 0);
+        for (int i = 0; i < DeathLog.MAX_PER_PLAYER * 3; i++) {
+            log.record("ana", "morte " + i, "w", i, i, i);
+        }
+        assertEquals(1, log.forPlayer("bia").size());
+        assertEquals("a única morte da bia", log.forPlayer("bia").get(0).flavor());
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void placeAndCoords() {
+        DeathLog.Entry entry = new DeathLog.Entry("ana", "morreu", "Nether", 10, 64, -20, 0L);
+        assertEquals("10, 64, -20", entry.coords());
+        assertEquals("10, 64, -20 (Nether)", entry.place());
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void placeWithoutAWorldOmitsTheParentheses() {
+        assertEquals("1, 2, 3", new DeathLog.Entry("ana", "x", "", 1, 2, 3, 0L).place());
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void clearRemovesOnlyThatPlayer() {
+        DeathLog log = fresh("e.yml");
+        log.record("ana", "x", "w", 0, 0, 0);
+        log.record("bia", "y", "w", 0, 0, 0);
+        log.clear("ana");
+        assertTrue(log.forPlayer("ana").isEmpty());
+        assertEquals(1, log.forPlayer("bia").size());
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void historySurvivesARestart() {
+        File file = new File(dir.toFile(), "f.yml");
+        DeathLog first = new DeathLog(file);
+        first.record("ana", "virou picolé", "End", 100, 50, -7);
+
+        DeathLog reloaded = new DeathLog(file);
+        DeathLog.Entry entry = reloaded.forPlayer("ana").get(0);
+        assertEquals("virou picolé", entry.flavor());
+        assertEquals("End", entry.world());
+        assertEquals(100, entry.x());
+        assertEquals(-7, entry.z());
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void theCapSurvivesARestart() throws Exception {
+        File file = new File(dir.toFile(), "g.yml");
+        DeathLog first = new DeathLog(file);
+        for (int i = 0; i < DeathLog.MAX_PER_PLAYER; i++) {
+            first.record("ana", "m" + i, "w", 0, 0, 0);
+            Thread.sleep(2);
+        }
+        DeathLog reloaded = new DeathLog(file);
+        reloaded.record("ana", "depois do restart", "w", 0, 0, 0);
+        assertEquals(DeathLog.MAX_PER_PLAYER, reloaded.forPlayer("ana").size());
+        assertEquals("depois do restart", reloaded.forPlayer("ana").get(0).flavor());
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void aMissingFileLoadsAsEmpty() {
+        assertEquals(0, new DeathLog(new File(dir.toFile(), "nao-existe.yml")).size());
+    }
+}
diff --git a/src/test/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/MailTest.java b/src/test/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/MailTest.java
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f231a04
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/test/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/MailTest.java
@@ -0,0 +1,158 @@
+package dev.marcospaulo.canalhandia;
+
+import static org.junit.jupiter.api.Assertions.assertEquals;
+import static org.junit.jupiter.api.Assertions.assertNotNull;
+import static org.junit.jupiter.api.Assertions.assertNull;
+import static org.junit.jupiter.api.Assertions.assertTrue;
+
+import java.io.File;
+import java.nio.file.Path;
+import java.util.List;
+import org.junit.jupiter.api.Test;
+import org.junit.jupiter.api.io.TempDir;
+
+class MailTest {
+
+    @TempDir
+    Path dir;
+
+    private Mail fresh(String name) {
+        return new Mail(new File(dir.toFile(), name));
+    }
+
+    private static Mail.Message send(Mail mail, String from, String to, String text) {
+        return mail.send(from, "uuid-" + from, "uuid-" + to, text);
+    }
+
+    // --- sending ------------------------------------------------------------
+
+    @Test
+    void sendStoresAndNumbers() {
+        Mail mail = fresh("a.yml");
+        assertEquals(1, send(mail, "ana", "bia", "oi").id());
+        assertEquals(2, send(mail, "ana", "bia", "de novo").id());
+        assertEquals(2, mail.size());
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void countForCountsOnlyThatRecipient() {
+        Mail mail = fresh("b.yml");
+        send(mail, "ana", "bia", "1");
+        send(mail, "ana", "bia", "2");
+        send(mail, "ana", "caio", "3");
+        assertEquals(2, mail.countFor("uuid-bia"));
+        assertEquals(1, mail.countFor("uuid-caio"));
+        assertEquals(0, mail.countFor("uuid-ninguem"));
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void countFromCountsUndeliveredBySender() {
+        Mail mail = fresh("c.yml");
+        send(mail, "ana", "bia", "1");
+        send(mail, "caio", "bia", "2");
+        assertEquals(1, mail.countFrom("uuid-ana"));
+        // Delivery clears it: the sender is told what is still unread.
+        mail.takeFor("uuid-bia");
+        assertEquals(0, mail.countFrom("uuid-ana"));
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void inboxCapIsPerRecipient() {
+        Mail mail = fresh("d.yml");
+        for (int i = 0; i < Mail.MAX_PER_RECIPIENT; i++) {
+            assertNotNull(send(mail, "ana", "bia", "spam " + i));
+        }
+        assertNull(send(mail, "ana", "bia", "uma a mais"), "should refuse past the cap");
+        // A full inbox for one player must not block another.
+        assertNotNull(send(mail, "ana", "caio", "para você"));
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void capCountsMessagesFromEverySender() {
+        // The cap protects the recipient, so it cannot be bypassed by using a
+        // second account to send the rest.
+        Mail mail = fresh("e.yml");
+        for (int i = 0; i < Mail.MAX_PER_RECIPIENT; i++) {
+            send(mail, i % 2 == 0 ? "ana" : "caio", "bia", "m" + i);
+        }
+        assertNull(send(mail, "dani", "bia", "mais uma"));
+    }
+
+    // --- delivery -----------------------------------------------------------
+
+    @Test
+    void takeForReturnsOldestFirst() {
+        Mail mail = fresh("f.yml");
+        send(mail, "ana", "bia", "primeira");
+        send(mail, "ana", "bia", "segunda");
+        List<Mail.Message> got = mail.takeFor("uuid-bia");
+        assertEquals(2, got.size());
+        assertEquals("primeira", got.get(0).text(), "reading order for a conversation");
+        assertEquals("segunda", got.get(1).text());
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void takeForIsDestructive() {
+        // A message that stayed queued would be re-read on every single join.
+        Mail mail = fresh("g.yml");
+        send(mail, "ana", "bia", "oi");
+        assertEquals(1, mail.takeFor("uuid-bia").size());
+        assertTrue(mail.takeFor("uuid-bia").isEmpty(), "must not be delivered twice");
+        assertEquals(0, mail.size());
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void takeForLeavesOtherPeoplesMailAlone() {
+        Mail mail = fresh("h.yml");
+        send(mail, "ana", "bia", "para bia");
+        send(mail, "ana", "caio", "para caio");
+        mail.takeFor("uuid-bia");
+        assertEquals(1, mail.countFor("uuid-caio"));
+        assertEquals("para caio", mail.takeFor("uuid-caio").get(0).text());
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void takeForWithNothingWaitingIsEmpty() {
+        assertTrue(fresh("i.yml").takeFor("uuid-ninguem").isEmpty());
+    }
+
+    // --- persistence --------------------------------------------------------
+
+    @Test
+    void mailSurvivesARestart() {
+        File file = new File(dir.toFile(), "j.yml");
+        Mail first = new Mail(file);
+        first.send("ana", "uuid-ana", "uuid-bia", "achei diamante em -400 70 200");
+
+        Mail reloaded = new Mail(file);
+        assertEquals(1, reloaded.countFor("uuid-bia"));
+        Mail.Message message = reloaded.takeFor("uuid-bia").get(0);
+        assertEquals("ana", message.fromName());
+        assertEquals("achei diamante em -400 70 200", message.text());
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void deliverySurvivesARestart() {
+        // The dangerous direction: a delivered message coming back after a
+        // restart would be read again on the next join.
+        File file = new File(dir.toFile(), "k.yml");
+        Mail first = new Mail(file);
+        first.send("ana", "uuid-ana", "uuid-bia", "oi");
+        first.takeFor("uuid-bia");
+        assertEquals(0, new Mail(file).countFor("uuid-bia"));
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void idsKeepCountingAfterAReload() {
+        File file = new File(dir.toFile(), "l.yml");
+        Mail first = new Mail(file);
+        first.send("ana", "uuid-ana", "uuid-bia", "a");
+        first.send("ana", "uuid-ana", "uuid-bia", "b");
+        assertEquals(3, new Mail(file).send("ana", "uuid-ana", "uuid-bia", "c").id());
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void aMissingFileLoadsAsEmpty() {
+        assertEquals(0, new Mail(new File(dir.toFile(), "nao-existe.yml")).size());
+    }
+}
diff --git a/src/test/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/MsgAgoTest.java b/src/test/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/MsgAgoTest.java
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..62180ba
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/test/java/dev/marcospaulo/canalhandia/MsgAgoTest.java
@@ -0,0 +1,64 @@
+package dev.marcospaulo.canalhandia;
+
+import static org.junit.jupiter.api.Assertions.assertEquals;
+
+import org.junit.jupiter.api.Test;
+
+class MsgAgoTest {
+
+    private static final long NOW = 1_000_000_000_000L;
+    private static final long SECOND = 1000L;
+    private static final long MINUTE = 60 * SECOND;
+    private static final long HOUR = 60 * MINUTE;
+    private static final long DAY = 24 * HOUR;
+
+    private static String ago(long millisAgo) {
+        return Msg.ago(NOW - millisAgo, NOW);
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void underAMinuteIsNow() {
+        assertEquals("agora", ago(0));
+        assertEquals("agora", ago(59 * SECOND));
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void minutes() {
+        assertEquals("há 1 minuto", ago(MINUTE));
+        assertEquals("há 5 minutos", ago(5 * MINUTE));
+        assertEquals("há 59 minutos", ago(59 * MINUTE));
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void hours() {
+        assertEquals("há 1 hora", ago(HOUR));
+        assertEquals("há 23 horas", ago(23 * HOUR));
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void days() {
+        assertEquals("há 1 dia", ago(DAY));
+        assertEquals("há 29 dias", ago(29 * DAY));
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void monthsAndYears() {
+        assertEquals("há 1 mês", ago(30 * DAY));
+        assertEquals("há 2 meses", ago(60 * DAY));
+        assertEquals("há 1 ano", ago(365 * DAY));
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void aFutureTimestampReadsAsNow() {
+        // These timestamps are wall-clock and persisted, so an NTP step or a
+        // hand-edited YAML can put one in the future. Clamping beats printing a
+        // negative age.
+        assertEquals("agora", Msg.ago(NOW + DAY, NOW));
+    }
+
+    @Test
+    void pluralAgreesWithTheNumber() {
+        assertEquals("há 1 minuto", ago(MINUTE));
+        assertEquals("há 2 minutos", ago(2 * MINUTE));
+    }
+}